Im having a stroke
@dejamlovren explain
you telling me you don’t get the urge to yodel about chickens in bavaria?
if i was in bavaria right now that’s all i would be doing
*takes off my shirt in front of my love interest so she can see all my scars like in an angsty book scene*
Her, delicately tracing them with her fingertips: what……happened to you
Me: WELL that one’s where I lied down on a lightbulb and THAT one is from running through cornstalks barefoot and THAT one is because I kept scratching a mosquito bite in my sleep and THAT one is from fighting a goose and tHIs is from when I fell through a window in a tickle fight, an-
Why does anyone try to fight a goose?
Sometimes the goose gives you no option
so there’s this terrible spotify ad (i don’t have premium because unemployed. boo) from biore, about their ridiculous nose strips, and i want to throw something across the room every damn time i hear it. FIRST OFF, those “blackheads” on your nose usually aren’t even blackheads, they’re sebaceous filaments. if your skin is properly washed and exfoliated, then they’re not dirt, they’re supposed to be there. they’re just going to come back and biore KNOWS THAT, so they have that awful ad telling you that they look “dirty” and disgusting (their words!!! idk about the word disgusting but i know they used dirty and the entire ad is very very self esteem-killing) so you’ll keep on buying the damn nose strips for a fake condition that isn’t going to go away. you can diminish their appearance using AHA exfoliants, but they will be back within 24-48 hours if you try to remove them.
in other words: fuck you and your predatory scam, biore. throw out ur biore strips guys.
I NEVER KNEW THIS IF ONLY SOMEONE TOLD ME WHEN I WAS 12 I MAY NOT HAVE DEVELOPED DERMATILLOMANIA.
FOR FUCKING REAL
From the Wiki article on sebaceous filaments: “Unlike blackheads, however, they cannot be removed and are a permanent part of the human skin.”
This has honest to god changed my life okay thank you OP thank you so much
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I wish I knew this because I’ve spent so much time in the bathroom trying to pick them, which only resulted in bloodying my nose up. My mom told me they were black heads and that I wasn’t washing properly which upset my greatly. But thanks to this, I now know that I can stop picking at it and stop feeling terrible about having them. Thank you.
official hex maniac art:
y’all????:
Tiddys are nice coward!
Your url is a shitty 2000s band
at least source the damn art, bitch
http://borvar.tumblr.com/post/165599062866
And I’m not gonna tolerate thicc Hex slander. She’s our zany cutie.
Y’all need girlfriends
drawers:
y’all????:
Drawers:
Y’all????:
Drawers:
y’all????:
this post is what it’s like to go through an unstable portal
i’d like to remind people that this op that deactivated was only angry at hex maniac fanart because they’re kin with hex maniac
Kung
anybody in this thread smoke weed
In this shutdown, lapses in airport security will only get worse
WE NEED BORDER SECURITY!
also:
LETS STOP PAYING BORDER SECURITY UNTIL WE GET BORDER SECURITY!
